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Created on 2001-08-14 11:49:30 (#312990), last updated 2004-09-07
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| Name: | monkeymarquis |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-02 |
| Location: | Croydon, Surrey, United Kingdom |
I am Lord Piers Farquarharson the Third, Earl of New Malden, Lord Protector of Apes and the Monkey Marquis. These titles were originally bestowed on my great ancestor Hubert Farquarharson in the eleventh century by King William Rufus. The acception was that I myself earned the title of the Monkey Marquis in a game of blackjack with various European monarchs. Of this I am expectionally proud. Unfortunately no member of my family has ever been able to sit in the house of lords due to a hereditary mental illness dating back to 1742.
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apes, beer, bounders, bunches of stuff, cheese, contrafibularities, croydon, foibles, insanity, large noses, ljmaps_monkeymarquis, monkeys, myself, ninjas, politics, raspberry jam, simians, sleep, teeth
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